"Mom, Dad…I’m coming out…
OF MY CAGE AND IM DOING JUST FINE “
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
I can’t even explain how right this is
[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]
i got a sudden urge to draw damara at 2am so i did